Jake The Snake Roberts
The Million Dollar Man
Round Three Matchup
Welcome to the last semifinal match here in the Hasbro Classic!
This is a very interesting matchup - Jake The Snake won his last match through nefarious means, but The Million Dollar Man's win was even more controversial. DiBiase won by having The Undertaker as his wringer! So President Jack Tunney ordered a Triple Threat match to see which man will face Rowdy Roddy Piper in the tournament finals next week!
Right off the bat, The Undertaker and Ted DiBiase have decided to continue their unholy alliance and team up against Jake Roberts. But the question is -- what happens if they're able to silence the snake? Will DiBiase insist he's making the pinfall, or will The Dead Man stand in The Million Dollar Man's way?
Jake is helpless against two opponents. They're going for a DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! It's going to be lights out for The Snake before he knows it unless..... wait, what's this?
Who's headed to ringside?
The Evil Twin Brutus The Barber Beefcakes, who first surfaced last round, are back! And once again, they appear to be in Jake The Snake's corner! Sure, The Snake will have trouble in a two-on-one situation, but now it appears to be three-on-two!
Right away, The Undertaker goes after both Brutuses (Bruti?), knocking them off the ring apron before they can do any damage. But with The Dead Man diverted by the barbers, how will this bode for Roberts, who appears to be slowly recovering from the earlier double team?
Sure enough, the distracted DiBiase is paying more attention to The Undertaker and the battling barbers than he is his opponent. Jake The Snake slithers into center ring and nails The Million Dollar Man with a kneelift!
Quick as a cat (or, I suppose, 'snake'), Jake delivers a short-arm clothesline to DiBiase. The crowd knows what's happening next. It's time for.... the DDT!
Jake winds up and drops DiBiase on his head! The pinfall is academic now. One.... two.....
.... the pin is broken up by The Undertaker, who has made it back into the ring, just in the nick of time!
Despite battling the Evil Twin Brutus The Barber Beefcakes for the duration of the match, The Phenom is still energized. He delivers a crushing clothesline to the throat of Jake The Snake Roberts.
With DiBiase knocked out and Roberts groggy, The Undertaker hits his patented tombstone piledriver. One.... two.... three! Your winner.... THE UNDERTAKER!