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(A Small Town In France) - A zombified version of legendary wrestler Andre The Giant was discovered here, terrorizing this tiny French village.
"Sacre bleu!" shouted villager Rene Martel. "Un grande cheval dans la chaussette ce soir!" (Which, in English, would roughly translate to: "A big horse is in the sock tonight." Our translation skills here suck major ass… pardon my French.)
"I've never seen anything quite like him," exclaimed townsperson Jean-Pierre Vachon, who spoke perfect English for some reason. "He can barely move, just kind of dragging his feet everywhere he goes, and he walks with a stoop, as though he's in constant pain."
Zombie Andre The Giant, as he's known by villagers, stands over eight feet tall and weighs in excess of six hundred pounds, according to resident Hulque D'hogan. He has curly black hair, a grotesque set of teeth, and sideburns that are flowing dangerously out of control.