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(Orlando, FL) -- National Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion Jeff Jarrett is his own worst enemy. Literally.
According to a poster leaked by top wrestling website Wrestling4ever.geocities.com/news/index2.shtml, the main event of Total Nonstop Action's upcoming "Holy Communion" pay-per-view will feature Jeff Jarrett vs. Jeff Jarrett.
"The only person in TNA that can provide Jeff Jarrett with any real competition is Jeff Jarrett," said That Creepy James Earl Jones Knockoff Who Does Voiceovers For Every F*cking TNA Promo. "At Holy Communion, will Jeff Jarrett have finally met his match in Jeff Jarrett?"
Jeff Jarrett is known in TNA as "The King Of The Mountain" because of his victories over wrestlers such as Ron "The Truth" Killings, A.J. Styles, Christian Cage, Rhino, Raven, Christopher Daniels, Kevin Nash, Team Canada, America's Most Wanted, all three members of Team 3-D, twoTurtle Doves and A Partridge In A Pear Tree. On the third day of Christma… oh, sorry. Got sidetracked there…
A source in Orlando reveals that Jeff Jarrett, wanting to help build a generation of younger stars, will give the "rub" to Jeff Jarrett by allowing him to go over himself at the pay-per-view. However, Jeff Jarrett has final say over all creative decisions involved with his character, so Jeff Jarrett could end up doing the job.
Nonetheless, Jeff Jarrett is set to show up in the Impact Zone for the group's next television taping, vowing to "rid TNA of the cancer that is Jeff Jarrett." Jeff Jarrett will then challenge Jeff Jarrett to a match at the PPV.