My parents recently bought me a pair of "WWE Brush Buddies" brand toothbrushes, thinking I wouldn't know what the hell to write about them. They were wrong.
Michael Canal: Welcome, everyone, to BristleMania - The Showcase Of The Immolars!
John Bridgework Layfield: Brace yourself, Mi-chael! We're getting ready for the main extraction here - John Cleana versus CM Plaque. This should be one hell of a check-up for both men!
Booker Teeth: You damn skippy, hippy! This match has the potential to be my Shucky Ducky Plaque Quack of the week.
Michael Canal: Wow - we're not even six sentences into this column and there's already been one repetition of a pun. Canadian Bulldog certainly has his work cut out for him.
John Bridgework Layfield: True. Hopefully his writing doesn't decay.