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(Sung to the tune of "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus")
I saw Stone Cold Stunning Santa Claus
Right inside the ring on Monday night
He didn’t see my cries, with middle fingers he pantomimed
Flipping the bird to ol’ Saint Nick and saying, that’s the bottom line
Then I saw Stone Cold beating Santa Claus
Forcing him to jump and drop his beer
It nearly ruined Christmas when he opened a can of Whoop Ass
The Nielsen rating popped, but the segment was pretty crass
I saw Stone Cold Stunning Santa Claus
What a crappy way to end the show
He kicked Kris Kingle’s butt, then he kept on yelling “WHAT?”
Santa’s beard was bleeding, and his eyes were pummeled shut
When I saw Stone Cold whooping Santa Claus
Right before he celebrated in the ring
He chugged some cans of beer, as the Elves looked on in fear
As they realized the Christmas presents wouldn't be sent this year!
For more than a decade, Canadian Bulldog has been composing off-beat, quirky Christmas Carols for the offbeat world of pro wrestling. Here's another one...

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