Randy Macho Man Savage
Round Two Matchup
Welcome to The 2nd Annual Hasbro Classic, a tournament where YOU determine the winners! After Brock Lesnar unexpectedly won a battle royal last week, we begin the second round of our tournament with a match between Tatanka and Randy Macho Man Savage.
From the outset, Tatanka takes it to the Macho Man, stinging him with chops to the chest. Savage is wounded and may have trouble keeping up with his opponent in this second round matchup.
After tossing Randy Macho Man Savage into the corner, Tatanka attempts to charge The Macho Man and misses!
Savage takes advantage of the error and punishes Tatanka with a pair of bodyslams to the mat.
Working over The Native American's back, Savage punishes Tatanka with a backbreaker and continues to work over his opponent's lower lumbar region in preparation for a pinfall. Tatanka kicks out at two.
Continuing to build momentum, Randy Macho Man Savage picks up Tatanka and prepares to toss him. With a mighty whip, Tatanka is hurled over the top rope to the arena floor below.
But wait! Upon re-entering the ring, Tatanka shifts his weight and lands directly on top of Savage. The Native American goes for a pinfall but, much like Tatanka did earlier, Savage kicks out at two.
Attempting to mimic his opponent, Randy Macho Man Savage gets a breather on the ring apron and prepares to ambush Tatanka.
But before the Macho Man can cause any serious damage, Tatanka scoops Savage up in a hiptoss, sending him crashing to the mat!
Macho Man counters with a kneelift, which throws Tatanka off his game and lying prone on the ground. Everyone in this arena knows exactly what's going to happen next!
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Using the cat-like quickness he's been known for his entire life by, Randy Macho Man Savage scales the turnbuckes, which isn't difficult to do because his Hasbro figure is incredibly sturdy and easy to pose (read: this picture took almost 20 minutes to take).
Leaping off the top turnbuckle, Savage lays his patended elbowsmash on Tatanka. It's all over here, folks. One.... Two.... Three! YOUR WINNER: RANDY MACHO MAN SAVAGE!
Macho Man now advances to the third round of the Hasbro Classic, where he will take on either Rowdy Roddy Piper or The Undertaker in the semifinals!