The Britsh Bulldog
Round Two Matchup
Welcome, everyone, to the second round of The Hasbro Classic, an action figure tournament where YOU determine the winners!
We've gone from an initial field of 24 wrestlers down to just seven (because the first-round Ultimate Warrior-Undertaker match ended in a double-countout), so we're getting closer and closer to an eventual winner.
This week's match is between The British Bulldog (no relation) and Giant Gonzales. We begin things with.... a test of strength?
Despite his strength, there's no way that The British Bulldog can win a test of strength with this nearly 8 foot monster! Yet, it managed to get Giant Gonzales off balance, so perhaps that's what The Bulldog was hoping for!
Giant Gonzales stumbled over to the side of the ring, where he promptly gets tied up in the ring ropes! Davey Boy Smith used this unique opportunity to throw everything he can at the Giant, including punches, roundhouse kicks and a vicious headbutt! After seemingly an eternity, the referee (not pictured) managed to step in and separate Gonzales from the ropes.
Wait, what's this? Davey Boy used his Bulldog strength to pick the groggy Giant Gonzales up.... and press him over his head? No one in attendance could believe this extraordinary feat of strength by The British Bulldog!
The Giant finally crashed down to the canvas, and The Bulldog went for a cover. One.... Two.... NO! Gonzales kicked out with authority. You're going to have to come up with a more destructive strategy to put away the likes of Giant Gonzales!
The Bulldog scaled the turnbuckles, a very high-risk move.....
..... and he pounced from the top rope to attack his opponent, but it doesn't work! Gonzales literally caught Davey Boy in his tracks using a single hand. Giant Gonzales just held him in place, while the 250-pound Bulldog had nowhere else to go.
Finally, Giant Gonzales used a chokeslam (because he's a giant, and that's what all giants do) on The Bulldog. Slowly, he covered the unconscious Bulldog. One.... Two..... Three!
Your winner, going on to the third round of The Hasbro Classic - Giant Gonzales!
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