The Million Dollar Man
The Honky Tonk Man
Round Two Matchup
But he's not dressed to compete! The Million Dollar Man takes the microphone.
"Honky Tonk Man.... I'm not got waste my time getting my hands dirty with some Elvis wannabe. Tonight, I've bought myself a wringer!"
"The Undertaker! Ahahahahahahaha!"
What's this? DiBiase one-time tag team partner (actually Honky Tonk's, too, in the exact same match) has been purchased by The Million Dollar Man! How can World Wrestling Federation officials allow these kind of shenanigans to go on? The Dead Man was himself eliminated in the first round when he and Ultimate Warrior were both counted out.
Immediately, Undertaker goes on the offensive.
The bad boy from Memphis, Tennessee is no match for The Phenom. Immediately, the greatest Intercontinental Champion is choked repeatedly by The Undertaker, which was seemingly one of his one two good moves in the early 1990's.
And now he applies the second good move - the Tombstone Piledriver. That's going to be it. Honky Tonk Man won't be doing the Jailhouse Rock tonight. In fact, we're fairly sure that Elvis has left the building.... if you get our drift.
After the Tombstone Piledriver, a helpless Honky Tonk Man is covered by The Dead Man. One.... two.... three. Your winner.... THE UNDERTAKER!
Or wait.... is it The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase?
How is this unholy alliance going to work, and which one of them will advance into the third round?
Stay tuned as The Hasbro Classic continues!
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