Jim Ross: Hello, everyone! Good Ol' JR here, as we welcome you to Week Ten of The Retro Rumble! As you know, this match pits 50 WWF Hasbro and WWE Retro superstars against each other to determine which is the best in the world.
Jesse The Body Ventura: We're getting down to the nitty gritty here, JR, as we have less than 10 entrants to go! Who's gonna win?
Jim Ross: When we last left off, The Undertaker had just entered the fray. Everyone else in the ring - Roman Reigns, Kofi Kingston, Hulk Hogan, Triple H and John Cena - are fixin' to size The Dead Man up.
Jim Ross: All five men seem to have formed an anti-Undertaker alliance here.
Jesse The Body Ventura: Really smart move. They need to take the baddest guy in the ring down.
Jim Ross: Will you look at this? The Undertaker is holding them off. Shove to Cena! Shove to Reigns!
Jesse The Body Ventura: Hey - no one ever said it would be easy to take down a Dead Man, JR!
Jim Ross: The Undertaker has locked eyes with Kofi Kingston! Chokeslam! Chokeslam!
Jesse The Body Ventura: He's outta here!
Jim Ross: Next up are... The Nasty Boys?!? Someone care to explain how both Knobs and Sags can enter the damn match at the same time?
Jesse The Body Ventura: I guess when you're Nasty, you can make up your own rules!
Jim Ross: How the hell is that fair? But wait! The Hulkster is rallying and - look at this - he's eliminated both of The Nasty Boys!
Jesse The Body Ventura: Sure, because it's one of your favorites... you're okay with it!
Jim Ross: The British Bulldog charging Triple H, and The Game has flipped Davey Boy out of the ring!
Jesse The Body Ventura: Haha! So long, you mutt!
Jim Ross: Our next entrant is... The Nature Boy Ric Flair! Business is about to pick up right here!
Jim Ross: With Naitch in the ring now, it appears as though he's going to be working with his former Evolution partner Triple H!
Jesse The Body Ventura: Smart move by Triple H! That's why they call him The Cerebral Assassin!
Jim Ross: Indeed - this temporary alliance doesn't bode well for The Undertaker or The Hulkster.
Jesse The Body Ventura: No way that the egomaniac Hogan is on the same page as anyone else, let alone someone as powerful as The Undertaker. Evolution is about to pass them by, Ross!
Jim Ross: BAH GAWD!
Jesse The Body Ventura: Look at this. Undertaker just tossed out John Cena and Roman Reigns like they were nothing!
Jim Ross: The question needs to be asked... can anyone stop The Dead Man?
Jesse The Body Ventura: I don't believe they can, JR. Taker just took out the two biggest dogs in the yard.
Jim Ross: We've still got some real hosses in the ring here.
Jim Ross: The British Bulldog, no relation to our own Canadian Bulldog, is out next!
Jesse The Body Ventura: Bulldog testing his strength by pressing Triple H over his head.
Jim Ross: Undertaker, Cena and Reigns are battling it out in an intense confrontation.
Jim Ross: Here we go!
Jesse The Body Ventura: Watch this! Triple H is working over The Undertaker in the corner, while Ric Flair is chopping The Hulkster's chest into hamburger meat!
Jim Ross: Will the founding fathers of Evolution be able to contain Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker as this match continues? And who will the final four entrants in this match be? Tune in next week to find out! And don't forget to talk about this on Twitter using the hashtag #RetroRumble for your chance to win a FREE Hasbro figure! Good night, everyone!